Monday, February 4, 2013

Animal Gear



Unleash your inner animal! What do we mean by that? Fling crazed cats at people, obviously. You can actually do that, and much more, with this week's gear. Enjoy!

Groundhogger: These devious little guys burrow holes in the ground. When a player falls in, they magically come out of another hole you've already created. They're portal holes! Or port-holes. Right? Nevermind.


Kittypult: Cats don't seem to realize just how much damage they can inflict with their claws, but we humans do. This device lets you fling rabid kittens at other players. Once their claws take hold, they do 18 hit points of damage for the five-second cling-time your foes must endure.


Trollamon: We don't need to sell you on this one. The gear spawns a miniature version of Telamon adorning his classic outfit (yes, the fried chicken one). Once unleashed, he will chase enemies with fried chicken!


Beast Claws: Snikt! Equipping this item gives you three long, sharp claws for each hand. Click to fiercely slash both hands at your enemies, for 10 points of hit damage each hit. When equipped, your character will growl and get a speed boost. And yes, we read X-Men growing up

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